Sorry it's been a while since my last post. Mom hasn't been around much and it's kinda hard to type with long nails and no thumb thingies. Why can't the humans just bark to each other? It's so much easier than this blogging stuff.
Anyroo, I kept leaving our blog up on the screen and Mom *finally* took a hint! So now she's transcribing this post as I bark it to her. She types anything I say. See? She just did it. Wiley is the best Shiba in all the land. She did it again! Rooooooo!!! This is great. Fievel is the worst Shiba in all the land and we are putting her up for adop... (Mom to Wiley: Okay, we get it. Focus!)
Okay, okay, that was fun. Back to business. So, last weekend was pretty awesome. On Saturday my best pal Maddie came over but Mom and Dad didn't take any pictures of us because Fievel and I were both so excited to see her that we wouldn't sit still long enough for a proper photo. We were so tired the next day that we slept and slept and slept. Mom was afraid at one point that we weren't breathing, so she went into the frig and grabbed the cheese and MAN did that get our Shiba butts up! She started to put the cheese into our kongs, and I was so excited that I temporarily lost my manners.
Mom was all, "Get down, Wiley!" Real serious-like! But if she was really mad that I jumped up on the counter, why did she laugh and take my picture? The humans are so transparent. But I got down because I am a gentleman at heart, and Mom rewarded me with this.
The BIGGEST, BLUEST kong in the world STUFFED WITH CHEESE! mmm!!! And now for the kicker--Fievel got the stupidest, littlest kong in the world that only holds, like, half a piece of cheese. Sweet justice!!!!
I swear, she's so oblivious she didn't even know the difference. But whatever, more cheese for me!
I know I bust on Fievel and I have every right to because she can be so mean and it's so uncalled for because I am nothing but cordial to her. But I have to admit that we've done some fun stuff together this week. It hasn't been all cheese and pawties, mind you, but regular, nice Shiba stuff. Like, on Monday we took some nappies.
And on Tuesday we told each other jokes and nearly laughed our Shiba butts off.
And on Wednesday, Fievel went so far as to steal an unsuspecting kiss. It was kinda sweet, but still totally gross and this does not mean I love her!!!
Now wait...before you get all sappy and think Fievel is changing her evil ways, let me show you what she did on Thursday.
Yup, apparently one bone isn't enough, so you-know-who stole mine and then hoarded it with hers on her couch. We got in a fight a few minutes later and that made Mom mad and sad so she confiscated both of the bones and then we both got nothing. This makes ME mad and sad because Mom should just confiscate Fievel and be done with it.
Anyroo, that's my week in review. Our Mom has been checking your blogs and keeping us updated on everything you've been up to. It sounds like everydog is having a great week, except for Tadpole who got a totally weird 'do. (Tad: What was up with that? I hope it's back to normal now!)
Crap, I better run . . . Fievel is barking at something outside and I have a house to protect.