Sunday, October 21, 2007

This is a Message from the Emergency DOGcast System - This is NOT a Test!

Holy crap, everypup. I really need your help. See, my Mom put a comfy new rug in the kitchen because Fievel ate the old one. It's nothing fancy, but I like it. It gives me just the right support and the colors accent my red highlights. So, I innocently curled up for a nap.

But then you-know-who had to come and squeeze herself onto the rug, too. Why? Why does she insist on being so close to me?

It had been a long day and I didn't have the energy to fight. (And I sure as shi% wasn't going to sit there and deal with her biting my tail!) So, I had no choice but to surrender and hide under the couch. She's so dumb - she has NO idea where I am.

Needless to say I've been here ever since. I like it under here . . . I mean, it's kinda dark and hot, but it's amazingly quiet and peaceful. I'm thinking of taking up yoga or tai chi to help me channel the fantastical tranquility. I don't know - I'll deal with all the particulars at a later date, but in the meantime . . . if anypup could send me food, water, and a bone ASAP, I would *really* appreciate it. I'm STARVING and completely parched.



Vi said...

LOL! I love that picture of Wiley poking his head out from under the couch. So cute!

And so funny that this post follows the lovely picture of them sitting side by side.

A&S said...

oh wiley! i know just how u feel. we have my puppy crate in the corner still and sometimes when shiro is being particularly annoying i go hide in there, and he leaves me alone--off limits. his spot is under the kitchen table.

Harry said...

Excellent hiding place. I wished I could fit under the sofa the other night when scary fireworks were going off.

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Hazel said...

Wiley, you adorable guy!!!!
I love the pictures and can't believe that Fievy didn't find you.
She really is a royal pain in the anal sac to you and I don't know how you put up with her nonsense. She acts as if it is her "time of the month" every single day. If I could get over there I would certainly bring you some food.
Hang in there. The feline world is with you buddy!

Poppy said...

I can't believe you can fit under your couch. You must be smaller than I think you are. Either that or you have a huge couch!


Anonymous said...

Wow you are able to fit under the couch - how big are you guys? Or how big is the couch lol!!!


Auntie Mo said...

I think you need to gate off the food, Feivy is huge!?!
She's becoming a little porker!!
Has it been that long since we've seen her?

ChaChi Lu said...

Wiley! I feel your pain. What is up with the bossy housemates? Sheesh! I really like your new hiding spot. Is there room for me under there?


Bam Bam said...

Poor Wiley--I feel your pain. My name is Bam Bam and I have a sister named Pebbles--who DRIVES ME INSANE. She is ALWAYS bothering me. I wish I had a hiding spot but I am to big to fit under anything. Pebbles is always stealing my bones, treats, blankies--You name it-she steals it. That's why she is a fat girl. That's the only good thing--I look hotter than her as I am in shape. Best of luck to you--as I wish I had advice to help

Ferndoggle said...

Do I ever feel your pain! Just when I get all comfy on MY couch...Lola has to come up and wiggle her way in to snuggle with me. Can't a girl get any peace & quiet?

BTW, we have the big version of that rug in our dining room! Gotta love Target!