Sunday, October 21, 2007
This is a Message from the Emergency DOGcast System - This is NOT a Test!
Holy crap, everypup. I really need your help. See, my Mom put a comfy new rug in the kitchen because Fievel ate the old one. It's nothing fancy, but I like it. It gives me just the right support and the colors accent my red highlights. So, I innocently curled up for a nap.
But then you-know-who had to come and squeeze herself onto the rug, too. Why? Why does she insist on being so close to me?
It had been a long day and I didn't have the energy to fight. (And I sure as shi% wasn't going to sit there and deal with her biting my tail!) So, I had no choice but to surrender and hide under the couch. She's so dumb - she has NO idea where I am.
Needless to say I've been here ever since. I like it under here . . . I mean, it's kinda dark and hot, but it's amazingly quiet and peaceful. I'm thinking of taking up yoga or tai chi to help me channel the fantastical tranquility. I don't know - I'll deal with all the particulars at a later date, but in the meantime . . . if anypup could send me food, water, and a bone ASAP, I would *really* appreciate it. I'm STARVING and completely parched.