Monday, August 13, 2007

A Shiba-view with "Paws & Style Weekly"

"Paws & Style Weekly" recently sat down with Wiley and Fievel for an exclusive Shiba Tell-All. The following is THEIR shiba-view . . . in their own words.

First, we sit down with Wiley.



Paws & Style Weekly: Describe yourself in 3 words.
Wiley:
Loyal, sporty, fun.

Paws & Style Weekly: What would the title of your autobiography be?
Wiley:
I Know Why the Caged Shiba Sings.

Paws & Style Weekly: What is your personal motto for life?
Wiley:
(nervously looks over his shoulder) Play hard, eat fast.

Paws & Style Weekly: Who is your celebrity crush?
Wiley:
Daisy Simpson-Lachey.

Paws & Style Weekly: When is the last time you cried?
Wiley:
Don’t get me wrong, I have a sensitive side, but boys don’t cry.

Paws & Style Weekly: What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Wiley:
(blushes) Tinkle.

Paws & Style Weekly: What is the last thing you do before falling asleep at night?
Wiley:
Lick my Dad’s pillow. His head if I’m lucky.

Paws & Style Weekly: What is your favorite childhood memory?
Wiley:
(without hesitation) Being an only child.

Paws & Style Weekly: If you could have dinner with any 3 people/animals living or dead who would it be?
Wiley:
Definitely Daisy and Mr. Ed—I have a thing for horses. And . . . (nervously looks over his shoulder again) I guess the last would be Fievel. Yeah, I would invite Fievel.

Paws & Style Weekly: What is your favorite TV show?
Wiley:
Meerkat Manor, Cops, and Yankees games!!!

Then, we have a word with Fievel.



Paws & Style Weekly: Describe yourself in 3 words.
Fievel:
Spoiled, pretty, misunderstood.

Paws & Style Weekly: What would the title of your autobiography be?
Fievel:
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Shiba Scorned. Just ask Wiley. (laughs)

Paws & Style Weekly: What is your personal motto for life?
Fievel:
Whoever dies with the most toys, bones, food, and attention wins.

Paws & Style Weekly: Who is your celebrity crush?
Fievel:
Next question, please.

Paws & Style Weekly: When is the last time you cried?
Fievel:
This morning when my Daddy left for work. I couldn’t help it.

Paws & Style Weekly: What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Fievel:
Tinkle. Whether or not that’s outside depends on the day or who you ask. (Snickers)

Paws & Style Weekly: What is the last thing you do before falling asleep at night?
Fievel:
Chew on a toy while cuddling with Mommy and Daddy in bed. Oh, and give Wiley one last warning growl for good measure.

Paws & Style Weekly: What is your favorite childhood memory?
Fievel:
Hmmm, that’s ruff! Probably when I secured my spot as Alpha Dog.

Paws & Style Weekly: If you could have dinner with any 3 people/animals living or dead who would it be?
Fievel:
No one. More food for me.

Paws & Style Weekly: What is your favorite TV show?
Fievel:
The Idiot Box is just that . . . for Idiots! (looks disgusted and abruptly exits the interview)

2 comments:

Marcie said...

Wiley is such a gentleman. Fievel is such a badass. And their mother is such an f'n weirdo.
I love you all

Anonymous said...

Anything that can make me laugh this hard, this early in the morning is some funny shit. I don't even know where to start.
You are a strange brood in Milford but that is half your charm at least!!!!
Love,
Hazel