"Paws & Style Weekly" recently sat down with Wiley and Fievel for an exclusive Shiba Tell-All. The following is THEIR shiba-view . . . in their own words.
First, we sit down with Wiley.
Paws & Style Weekly: Describe yourself in 3 words.
Wiley: Loyal, sporty, fun.
Paws & Style Weekly: What would the title of your autobiography be?
Wiley: I Know Why the Caged Shiba Sings.
Paws & Style Weekly: What is your personal motto for life?
Wiley: (nervously looks over his shoulder) Play hard, eat fast.
Paws & Style Weekly: Who is your celebrity crush?
Wiley: Daisy Simpson-Lachey.
Paws & Style Weekly: When is the last time you cried?
Wiley: Don’t get me wrong, I have a sensitive side, but boys don’t cry.
Paws & Style Weekly: What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Wiley: (blushes) Tinkle.
Paws & Style Weekly: What is the last thing you do before falling asleep at night?
Wiley: Lick my Dad’s pillow. His head if I’m lucky.
Paws & Style Weekly: What is your favorite childhood memory?
Wiley: (without hesitation) Being an only child.
Paws & Style Weekly: If you could have dinner with any 3 people/animals living or dead who would it be?
Wiley: Definitely Daisy and Mr. Ed—I have a thing for horses. And . . . (nervously looks over his shoulder again) I guess the last would be Fievel. Yeah, I would invite Fievel.
Paws & Style Weekly: What is your favorite TV show?
Wiley: Meerkat Manor, Cops, and Yankees games!!!
Then, we have a word with Fievel.
Paws & Style Weekly: Describe yourself in 3 words.
Fievel: Spoiled, pretty, misunderstood.
Paws & Style Weekly: What would the title of your autobiography be?
Fievel: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Shiba Scorned. Just ask Wiley. (laughs)
Paws & Style Weekly: What is your personal motto for life?
Fievel: Whoever dies with the most toys, bones, food, and attention wins.
Paws & Style Weekly: Who is your celebrity crush?
Fievel: Next question, please.
Paws & Style Weekly: When is the last time you cried?
Fievel: This morning when my Daddy left for work. I couldn’t help it.
Paws & Style Weekly: What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Fievel: Tinkle. Whether or not that’s outside depends on the day or who you ask. (Snickers)
Paws & Style Weekly: What is the last thing you do before falling asleep at night?
Fievel: Chew on a toy while cuddling with Mommy and Daddy in bed. Oh, and give Wiley one last warning growl for good measure.
Paws & Style Weekly: What is your favorite childhood memory?
Fievel: Hmmm, that’s ruff! Probably when I secured my spot as Alpha Dog.
Paws & Style Weekly: If you could have dinner with any 3 people/animals living or dead who would it be?
Fievel: No one. More food for me.
Paws & Style Weekly: What is your favorite TV show?
Fievel: The Idiot Box is just that . . . for Idiots! (looks disgusted and abruptly exits the interview)
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2 comments:
Wiley is such a gentleman. Fievel is such a badass. And their mother is such an f'n weirdo.
I love you all
Anything that can make me laugh this hard, this early in the morning is some funny shit. I don't even know where to start.
You are a strange brood in Milford but that is half your charm at least!!!!
Love,
Hazel
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